Frosty the Hoarman

There was a frisky snowman
of somewhat ill repute
he glistened rather proudly
in his hoarfrost suit

Pimp hat tipped quite cockily
gold tooth shining bright
He waits with ill-hid felicity
at the coming of the night.

His bitches be arriving
by the carload for some fun
They know that frosty's carrot
is the biggest one.